The Praising Armadillo

This blog is dedicated to my mother.

She is the funniest person I know and few people have made me laugh harder or for longer.

In her honour...

I am the Praising Armadillo

Btw, please feel free to rate the quotes on a scale of 1-5

Tuesday, 25 December 2012

"He's exploded because he's got pubics."

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Mum's FB Post of the Day

Sometimes you just have to be grateful for the praise...
Mum's quote of the day

"She won't fall out of the window. She'll be fine. Cats bounce" I doubt she'll bounce out of traffic...
Mum's Quote of the Day - Christmas Special

"He's exploded because he's got pubics."
Mum's quote of the day

"They have their nostrils to measure their ears and their height."
Mum's quote of the day

Mum: It's three stops with the tramp. Me: With the what? Mum: The tramp. Me: No mum. Mum: No? How do you say it then? Me: Tram...
Mum's FB Post of the Week
Mum's quote of the day

"It's too much work, eating and reading..."
Mum's quote of the day

Mum: She had some icons on her mental piece. Me: You mean mantelpiece? Mum: Yeah, her man piece.
Mum's quote of the day

Mum: "Which Oscars are they?" (Long Pause) Mum: The film Oscars? Me: No mum, the car Oscars...
Mum's quote of the day

"They must be slimming because they've got cheese in them."

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