Mum's quote of the day

"She got a new one from a company. It's called a blueberry."

Mum's Dictionary Corner

Chest Tits

Noun ~ Male nipples, can include the general nippular area.
E.g. Christian's chest tits glistened in the moonlight.
For real world examples of use, see here.

Mum's quote of the day

"I haven't even started finishing yet..."

Mum's Quote of the Day

"In a way O Katos (the cat) flies with his ears."

Mum's quote of the day

"It's in a real milk bottle jar that stands up."

Mum's quote of the day

"She won't fall out of the window. She'll be fine. Cats bounce"


I doubt she'll bounce out of traffic...

Mum's story of the day

"It was a real man. It wasn't Jesus and guess what he bibed me up. There was a car in front of me but it wasn't moving. And I went over to him in the sports car and said 'What do you want?' and he said 'You're very pretty' so I said 'So are you' and walked off.."

Mum's other quote of the day

"If knives could kill!"

Mum's quote of the day

"I don't wanna go with the underground, I wanna go on the outside.. ground."