This blog is dedicated to my mother.

She is the funniest person I know and few people have made me laugh harder or for longer.

In her honour...

I am the Praising Armadillo

Btw, please feel free to rate the quotes on a scale of 1-5

Saturday, 16 June 2012

Mum's Dictionary Corner

Feathers

Noun ~ Commonly found on domestic house cats in a range of colours.
E.g. Fluffy's feathers always shed in the summer time.
For real world examples of use, see here.

Saturday, 9 June 2012

Mum's quote of the day

Me: I have a job interview with Cancer Research next week...
Mum: As a scientist?


(For those that don't know (including my mother) I have a BA in Economics and Politics.

Wednesday, 6 June 2012

Mum's quote of the day

"They started off as square pillows and they turned into rectangle ones."