Mum's quote of the day

"Have you got salty paws? Is your garden filled with slags?"

Mum's quote of the day

"When I straighten them, they'll be pass your chest tits."

The Archives: Mum's old quote of the day (R)

Disappointed in Omid Djalili (or getting him confused with Stavros Flatly), from the 19th of February 2012 : 


"He's dancing in Arabic, not in Greek"

I didn't know you could dance in a particular language but apparently its possible.

Mum's other quote of the day

"It's there behind the door of the table..."

Mum's quote of the day

"They must be slimming because they've got cheese in them."

Mum's quote of the day

"See how good for the environment I am?"

Mum's quote of the day

"We're lost. We're right up your arse."

Mum's quote of the day

"Something went wrong. We didn't have the map reader. You're supposed to be the director!"