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| Sometimes you just have to be grateful for the praise... |
Monday, 4 February 2013
Saturday, 26 January 2013
Wednesday, 16 January 2013
Wednesday, 9 January 2013
Mum's quote of the day
Mum: It's three stops with the tramp.
Me: With the what?
Mum: The tramp.
Me: No mum.
Mum: No? How do you say it then?
Me: Tram.
Mum: Oh, tram. Like pram. Pram. Tram. Pram. Tram...
Me: With the what?
Mum: The tramp.
Me: No mum.
Mum: No? How do you say it then?
Me: Tram.
Mum: Oh, tram. Like pram. Pram. Tram. Pram. Tram...
Tuesday, 25 December 2012
Tuesday, 20 November 2012
Sunday, 4 November 2012
Mum's quote of the day
Mum: She had some icons on her mental piece.
Me: You mean mantelpiece?
Mum: Yeah, her man piece.
Me: You mean mantelpiece?
Mum: Yeah, her man piece.
Wednesday, 17 October 2012
TA-ing quote of the day
New series - my GCSE students.
Upon finding out my heritage:
"Oh, that's why you're that colour. You're dark white."
Upon finding out my heritage:
"Oh, that's why you're that colour. You're dark white."
Monday, 10 September 2012
Sunday, 2 September 2012
Monday, 20 August 2012
Thursday, 19 July 2012
Sunday, 15 July 2012
Mum's Dictionary Corner
Chest Tits
Noun ~ Male nipples, can include the general nippular area.E.g. Christian's chest tits glistened in the moonlight.
For real world examples of use, see here.
Monday, 9 July 2012
Saturday, 7 July 2012
Thursday, 5 July 2012
Mum's quote of the day
"She won't fall out of the window. She'll be fine. Cats bounce"
I doubt she'll bounce out of traffic...
I doubt she'll bounce out of traffic...
Monday, 2 July 2012
Mum's story of the day
"It was a real man. It wasn't Jesus and guess what he bibed me up. There was a car in front of me but it wasn't moving. And I went over to him in the sports car and said 'What do you want?' and he said 'You're very pretty' so I said 'So are you' and walked off.."
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